Prince Poldi to court?

After Lukas Podolski slapped his captain Michael Ballack in his face during the World Cup qualifier in Wales last week, criminal charges have now been pressed anonymously against Poldi on the grounds that getting rough in an argument in front of millions of people on TV is bad role model behavior. So it seems that there is always one squared pensioner who has nothing else to do the whole day than to… anyway. Maybe Podolski was influenced by ego-shooters and Marilyn Manson, too? Let’s blame it on them. It’s a classic. But after all, Lu-Lu-Lukas Podolski felt bad and gave €5000 out of his petty cash to charity earlier. Side note: he receives a personal bonus of €12.500 per cap.